1. AN EXTENSIVE BODY OF WATER, SMALLER THAN AN OCEAN
Your answer:
2. YOU HAVE TWO OF THEM, ONE ON EITHER SIDE OF YOUR HEAD
3. GET UP, MAYBE AFTER BEING KNIGHTED
4. USE OF HUMOUR OR IRONY TO EXPOSE VICE OR WRONG-DOING
5. SMALL LEMUR-LIKE NOCTURNAL TREE-CLIMBING ANIMAL WITH SOFT FUR AND BIG EYES FROM THE EAST INDIES