1. A tangy Greek salad cheese that famously “vants to be alone”.
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2. A Dutch cheese, wrapped in red wax, who has travelled in time and fought a drug lord with Kylie Minogue.
3. A French blue sheepsmilk cheese with a former wrestling career, now also has a line of hair and skincare products called Papatui.
4. A soft cow’s-milk cheese famous in both French and Somerset varieties, this superstar singing cheese can be described as both foxy and leonine from their filmography.
5. A hot cheese mix used for dipping meat and crudites – serendipitously, and cheesily, won an oscar for her role as Bree Daniels in a 1972 film lending its name to an also very cheesy Durham nightclub.