All at sea

Ahoy Shipmates! Avast ye swabs! Hello Sailor!

Welcome to this week’s sea and seaside themed quiz. Get out your bucket and spade and be prepared the walk the plank, splice the mainbrace and mix your metaphors.

To get you in the mood, let’s get piratical:

Q: Why are Pirates called Pirates?
A: They just arrrrrgghh!

Q: Which Star Wars character do Pirates like?
A: Arrrrrgghh-2 D-2

Q: What do you call a stupid Pirate?
A: The Pillage Idiot!

Q: Why does it take Pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they spend so long at C!

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!

Wishing you fair winds and following seas!